Tips and Advice blog

One thing I know always works:
      If you want to do something and everyone is ignoring you, just go get something they don't want you to have--like a shoe. Take the shoe and drop it at their feet and then run (this is the advice part). I guarantee you will get someone's attention.

     If you want a human to pet you, just put your paw on the human's leg, arm, face, whatever, and look your most innocent and sweetest self at him (or her, as the case may be). If he doesn't pet you, just nudge him with your paw again; gets 'em every time. He will pet you and love on you, and tell you the things you want to hear in his most loving voice. And most likely, and most importantly, he will give you a treat just for letting him pet you. Humans love it; they just don't know they've been had.

     If you are hungry or thirsty and no one notices, just go get your bowl and carry it around in your mouth until someone notices. If that fails (sometimes it does), start barking. I promise someone will notice and you can go get your bowl again. Only this time, when you drop it, continue to bark until someone fills it up. Good luck!

The fact that humans are taller than we are doesn't make them in charge; they like to think it does, though. The same is true in our world; the biggest ones think they can boss everyone else around. I don't let it happen--I make us equal. If someone is bigger than you are, then get on a chair arm or sofa or table--anything--to be at eye-level with the antagonist. That works, believe you me.


Visit my blog at http://www.dogsviewpoint.com/blog

Disclosure is located at http://www.dogsviewpoint.com/blog/disclosure-page